1. striderbeegood:

ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

    striderbeegood:

    ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

    (Source: snowqueenelsa, via joshpeck)

  2. pearlyteeth:

today
  3. simsgonewrong:

My first Sims 4 baby is a beautiful little girl. She has her mother’s eyes. 

    simsgonewrong:

    My first Sims 4 baby is a beautiful little girl. She has her mother’s eyes. 

  4. simsgonewrong:

There is nothing happening in this photo, that I don’t love.

    simsgonewrong:

    There is nothing happening in this photo, that I don’t love.

  5. herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

    herpmydong:

    ultraw4nk:

    aragaki-ayase:

    why is there a fucking tomato in the train

    because its the subway

    fuck you

    (via pemsylvania)

    • me: i have no classes with anybody i know
    • my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
    • me: no
  6. michaxl:

    dilclo:

    michaxl:

    why am i not a disney princess

    because ur a 15 year old boy

    image

    (via actinglikeicare)

  7. { x }

    (via joshpeck)

  8. bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

    bewbin:

    "the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
    "dont patronize me Greg"

    (Source: awwww-cute, via pemsylvania)

  9. trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

    trillgamesh:

    it’s like you’re my mirror

    (Source: timberfakes, via marypoppinthatpussy)

  10. "Why do white people own so many pets?
    Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
    *****
    What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
    You know he did it.
    *****
    how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
    *****
    A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
    To catch a predator.
    *****
    Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
    They can’t even
    *****
    What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee."

    from various reddit threads

    at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

    white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

    (via cuterpillar)

    (Source: transascendant, via marypoppinthatpussy)

  11. l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

    l-shadows-fades:

    coolemcha:

    They’re poisoning them early

    Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

    (Source: birf, via joshpeck)

  12. bossjocelyn72:

    dontbearuiner:

    corinnalee:

    batched:

    sapphire-prince:

    DEFYING GRAVITY A CAPPELLA. BY BOYS. By the Washington University Stereotypes. Just bought it on iTunes, and had to share. Fuck, I love this song.

    … What is this eargasm i’m having?!

    I reblogged me after two seconds

    I didn’t even get to the lyrics before reblogging.

    SWEET JESUS

    (via jerkidiot)

  13. (Source: maryblairs, via flygoing)