1. mvxum:

    Ashton Kutcher modeling in the 90’s

    (via condom)

  2. verysmalldeer:

    nevecampbell:

    I just wanna s*** some d***

    HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

    (via degenderate)

  3. (via condom)

  4. vladimirnootin:

It’s a superwholock post.

    vladimirnootin:

    It’s a superwholock post.

    (via gan-firling)

  5. bukakeing:

    when you’re forced to act nice with someone you hate

    image

    (via jerkidiot)

  6. chelseawelseyknight:

    agentrodgers:

    voxnihilo:

    agentrodgers:

    childhood-antiquity:

    a-sensible-pantsuit:

    agentrodgers:

    childhood-antiquity:

    agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.

    you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich

    How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?

    She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!

    OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH

    first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both

    next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread that shit it

    now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on

    by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition

    Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich

    You’re welcome, citizen

    oh my god

    (Source: the-fault-in-our-star-lord, via starallignedstubborntarus)

  7. usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

    usasheeran:

    sheeriosnotcheerios:

    Yet another great twitter convo

    It gets better

    image

    (via starallignedstubborntarus)

  8. electromoonbeam:

    nextlevelgoogly:

    poolfullofjello:

    i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

    i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

    Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

    How do white people survive?

    Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

    All about me

    (via starallignedstubborntarus)

  9. naturalambiguity:

    travishl87:

    The world is weird, man. Weird and kinda beautiful.

    aww Santiago

    (Source: ikarost, via starallignedstubborntarus)

  10. terracottajoe:

    fan meetup selfies ft. anthony, steven, + max.

    (via starallignedstubborntarus)

  11. twentyonepilots:

Chipotle is special to us but eating at the first one ever is a dream come true. (at Chipotle)

    twentyonepilots:

    Chipotle is special to us but eating at the first one ever is a dream come true. (at Chipotle)

    (via starallignedstubborntarus)

  12. they’re just a bunch of kids

    (Source: arthursbane, via starallignedstubborntarus)

  13. m0xt:

    easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy??? more like, difficult-difficult-lemon-difficult

    (via starallignedstubborntarus)

  14. adventuretimewithlewis:

The gays are angry